Why does no business want me you may be wondering. I am sure you assume that I must tick one or more of the following list:
1. Unintelligent
2. Ugly (because let's face it we have all been told that if a woman wears make up to an interview her chances are 25% higher than women who don't)
3. Answer job interview questions like George Bush, awkward silences and unable to pronounce simple words like nuclear
4. Not be applying for a job at all
5. Not networking
6. Have a trust fund so large I don't need a job
7. Have my Facebook photos public
May I say I am none and do none of those things.
1. My IQ is over 150
2. My face does not offend people
3. I am an English major so I can pronounce words like zephyr and hierarchical
4. I apply for jobs daily
5. I connect with everyone from old bosses, businesses through A Small World
6. I have no trust fund
7. My Facebook photos are as private as the whereabouts of Eva Brauns corpse
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